"After the miracle of the fish served between the loaves and the soda water into cola, lo, the Hamburglar said unto the Burger King, here is the messiah, the people worship him as king, the Big Mac, above even you. Asked if he knew him Grimace shook his head no. Asked again, and still Grimace denied it. Then a chicken McNugget crowed three times. And Ronald was made to carry his burial arches through the streets the whip lashes ran red and white with pain. His passion so brutal that Dairy Queen had to turn away." Confusing monuments to future humans.
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